Hello {!firstname} ,

                   Ever heard of Stop signs for tourists only?

Well, apparently since most North Americans don't know how to use a roundabout, when driving on the wrong side
of the road, on this island, the local authorities have put up stop signs at several of these roundabouts.

Problem is, the locals , who do understand the operations of the roundabout, just sail right through the stop signs!

   Yep, it's enough to drive you to drink!  (Don't drink and drive btw).

What brilliant bureaucrat came up with his idea?

Now, remember that amazing Rum punch, I told you about, by the bartender  called "Sky".

Handed down to him by his grandfather and all?

Well, I have plied the recipe from him, and with permission, will now share it with you:

4oz OJ
4oz Pineapple juice
splash grenadine
1 oz white rum
1 0z dark rum
1 oz coconut rum
two dashes of angostura bitters 
fresh grated nugmeg

and that my friend is the antidote, fit enough for  the pirate blackbeard, to cure the heat of Sun in
tropical weather.

And if you are not in the tropics right now, well after this rum punch, you will feel you are.

Of course, the key is to drink one and savour it.  

Cos the 2nd one never tastes as good, as the 1st......

     Now I've got another wee "secret" to share with you, and it's that we have just launched
our Celestron Cosmos promotion, with savings till the end of April.

It's the one way you can save a lot of $$$ right now, on a whole slew of quality Celestron telescopes.

And they are all listed right here: www.khanscope.com

Clear Skies,

Ray "tropical" Khan

PS Yes, we will also accept trade-ins during this sale.  Bring in what you have for the best deal right now.